Wednesday, November 4, 2009

How to botch up a job interview 101

1. Get stuck in traffic
2. Show up late to the GROUP interview, where there are 2 others there... on time.
3. Miss the first part of the interview regarding pay and uniform, then ask about it at the end.
4. When giving him your resume at the end, realize there is no contact number on it for you.
5. Mumble something about just getting a new cell phone that afternoon (true story), and ask if you can WRITE it on your resume.
6. Forget your new phone number, and have to look it up.
7. Your phone is off, so you try to remember it by memory from the keypad pattern, but likely put the wrong phone number down for them to contact you on.

...and... fired, before you even get hired.
Hahahahaha...

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